Whoop whoop – dats the sound of da police

Offseason naughtiness abounds this week as we see what some players who should really know better have been up to. Also up for discussion is Chris Johnson’s move to the Jets, Clowney generally being too amazing to bother doing team workouts, salary cap tactics, and Alex Mack’s transition tag and ability to morph into fluid form. Plus freaky mascots and a load of other offseason nonsense. You have been warned.